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Skank Magnet
Written By Brian Balough

This is a song I just wrote for the hell of it. Before Ted met Ally whenever we went to the mall his bleached hair and glasses got him all the skanks. So we labeled Ted a skank magnet. I put myself in his shoes and wrote this song from the perspective of a skank magnet.....and its a world you don't want to be in.

Cheap ass flirt in a mini skirt, you can see straight up her ass
Busted by the cops in a halter top cuz she’s into smoking grass
She killed five percent of the ozone, from all the spray in her hair
and you cant see her panty line cuz she doesnt wear underwear
well these girls are total sluts,thats just plain to see
but get away from me you skanks you wont get any action from me

Skank magnet&ldots;.i get all the skanks in the world
skank magnet&ldots;.but I just dont want those girls
call em skanks or hoes or sluts or whatever you want
but when u are a skank magnet like me you just cant get em to stop

stupid whore gonna slam the door cuz u still follow me around
woman please get up off yer knees cuz you keep dragging me down
just get the fuck away from here you white trash stupid slut
dont get all excited cuz bobby just grabbed yer butt
well its obvious to see these girls want me in bed
but sorry I dont want you skanks, go get yer loving from ted