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Funny Shit from Bobby
1.

cccp420: hey

McMahon15M: Hi!

McMahon15M: Who are you?

cccp420: dont worry about it

cccp420: are you related to vince

McMahon15M: Hehe, I wish!

cccp420: how bout stephanie

cccp420: shes pretty hot dont ya think

McMahon15M: Nope.

McMahon15M: Yeah, she really is.

cccp420: id like to fuck her ass

McMahon15M: Yep.

cccp420: wait wait wait

cccp420: whats this song called

cccp420: it goes like this

cccp420: FUCK YOUR ASS

cccp420: hahahaha

McMahon15M: :-)

cccp420: have you ever heard that song

McMahon15M: No. I don't listen to too much music.

cccp420: have you ever heard of the vandals

McMahon15M: I've heard of them, yeah.

cccp420: really

McMahon15M: Yes.

cccp420: they were at this concert

cccp420: and the guy was like

cccp420: this songs called fuck your ass!

cccp420: and then somebody from the crowd goes

McMahon15M: Oh.

cccp420: fuck your own ass fuckin homo

cccp420: then they laugh

McMahon15M: I have to go. Bye!

cccp420: then daves like this songs called whatever and then warrens

like otherwise know ass fuck your ass!

2. cccp420: hey

RosserLWFU: who are you

cccp420: dont worry about it

cccp420: did you watch smackdown thursday

RosserLWFU: what

RosserLWFU: NO

cccp420: why not

RosserLWFU: who are you

cccp420: it was funny rock made fun of big show a bunch

cccp420: and jericho was in the main event

cccp420: and he put big slow in the walls of hell

cccp420: then big slow cried

RosserLWFU: cool - you watch texas miller last week

RosserLWFU: he got in deep trouble

cccp420: yeah of course

RosserLWFU: then he cried

cccp420: yeah hes a little girl

cccp420: pansy

cccp420: like double m

cccp420: he wears tampons

RosserLWFU: absolutly

cccp420: so are you gonna get no way out

RosserLWFU: probably

RosserLWFU: you ?\

cccp420: really sweet

cccp420: i dont have the box

cccp420: so i cant

cccp420: can i come over

RosserLWFU: sure

RosserLWFU: go for it

cccp420: cool man

cccp420: where do you live

RosserLWFU: wake forest

RosserLWFU: university

RosserLWFU: NC

cccp420: oh

cccp420: i was thinking lake forest

cccp420: i was like

cccp420: thats in illinois!

RosserLWFU: right

RosserLWFU: where do you live

cccp420: near chicago

RosserLWFU: ok - where

cccp420: dont worry about it

cccp420: well i better start driving if i want to make it for no way out

cccp420: so i will see you soon

RosserLWFU: ok - have a nice drive

cccp420: thanks and one more thing - what is this song called

RosserLWFU: dont worry about it

cccp420: HAHAHAAHA

cccp420: FUCK YOUR ASS

3. cccp420: hey

TaZz 13 FTW 13: hey

cccp420: i think jericho could kick tazz's ass

TaZz 13 FTW 13: no way

cccp420: hell yeah he would make that pony cry with the walls of hell

TaZz 13 FTW 13: yeah right

cccp420: you know how FTW means fuck the world

TaZz 13 FTW 13: yeah

cccp420: well do you know what FYA means

TaZz 13 FTW 13: no

cccp420: it means FUCK YOUR ASS

cccp420: HAHAHAHAHA

4. cccp420: sup

ScubaGuy101: Hello

cccp420: so you have two little boys

ScubaGuy101: Do What????

cccp420: huh

cccp420: what are you on

ScubaGuy101: What do you mean what am I

cccp420: what the hell

cccp420: you are very lame

ScubaGuy101: And you are on CRACK

cccp420: na just weed

cccp420: so you every buttfuck your little boys

cccp420: *ever

cccp420: you know you like to fuck their ass

ScubaGuy101: Dude you need to lay off the weed! I think you need

help!!! Badly

cccp420: can i see your boobies?

cccp420: heh heh heh

ScubaGuy101: I am sure you can! That shit has fried your brain!

cccp420: lol

cccp420: you lame pony

cccp420: so uh, wanna go scuba diving with me

ScubaGuy101: No thanks!

ScubaGuy101: I am not a fag

cccp420: c'mon i just got some new gear

cccp420: you know you want me richard

cccp420: hehehehe

cccp420: dont warn me bitch

5. cccp420: hello

QWO4: hi and how are you?

cccp420: oh not great im having trouble with mutual funds

QWO4: sounds like you have problems

cccp420: yeah i could use some advice

QWO4: can i help

QWO4: what funds

cccp420: umm insurance

cccp420: stuff like that

QWO4: sorry gotta go

cccp420: uhhh

cccp420: no

cccp420: only if you tell me what this song is called

QWO4: no gotta go my husband is home

cccp420: oh are you gonna go fuck

QWO4: yeas iwill take in my ass for the 1st time tonight

QWO4: bye

cccp420: HAHAHAHAHA

cccp420: BYE

cccp420: HAVE FUN

cccp420: FUCK YOUR ASS

cccp420: LOL

QWO4: i wish you could see

cccp420: i wish i could be there

cccp420: i would fuck your ass

QWO4: are you black

cccp420: no im not worthless

cccp420: hahaahah

QWO4: bye mutherfucker you racist shit

cccp420: HAHAHAAHAH

5. cccp420: hey

warrenl777: hey whats up

warrenl777: whos this

cccp420: its torch

cccp420: what is your last name

warrenl777: why

cccp420: i think i might know you

warrenl777: why dont we go the other way, this is warren, i live in

dallas, moved here from san diego, sound familiar? who are you

cccp420: is your last name fitzgerald?

warrenl777: nope, sorry, different warren, never heard of that one,

where are youf rom

cccp420: im from illinois

cccp420: is your last name lipschitz

warrenl777: yeah, howd you know that

warrenl777: who are you?

cccp420: your lip shits, well my buttcheeks whistle dixie

cccp420: HAHAHAHAHA

warrenl777: funny guy, who the hell is this

cccp420: dont worry about it

warrenl777: ok, been cool, later

cccp420: fuck your ass

6.

cccp420: can i have some head?

Blondie22T: what?

Blondie22T: do i know you?

cccp420: give me head

Blondie22T: WHO ARE YOU?

cccp420: don't worry about it TRON

Blondie22T: tron who were are you freom?

cccp420: you spelled from wrong rotak

Blondie22T: FROM there

cccp420: thats crescent fresh

Blondie22T: ok

Blondie22T: were are you from?

cccp420: CCCP

Blondie22T: do i know you?

cccp420: i dont know, do you?

cccp420: my name is nate GOOD

Blondie22T: nate.............?

cccp420: good jabroni

Blondie22T: do you live in illinois?

cccp420: yeah

Blondie22T: do you go to newtown school?

cccp420: yeah

cccp420: i sit behind you in biology

Blondie22T: i don't have biology

cccp420: i meant algebra

Blondie22T: but there is a nate that sits behind me in math

cccp420: thats me woman

Blondie22T: well let me see there isn't a nate in my math

Blondie22T: what is are pricpals name?

cccp420: sorry i dont speak dumbass

Blondie22T: ok whatever

cccp420: do you smell what the rock is cookin?

Blondie22T: no but do you know a brandon?

cccp420: yeah

Blondie22T: what is his last name?

cccp420: IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT HIS LAST NAME IS!!!

Blondie22T: because you don't know one

cccp420: do you think you impress the rock?

Blondie22T: well i there a furbylbj guy talking to you?

Blondie22T: no

cccp420: yeah i warned his ass

Blondie22T: what is my name?

cccp420: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!

cccp420: do you think warning impresses the rock?

Blondie22T: yeah

cccp420: the rock says go take your little mouse and stick it straight

up your candy ass!

Blondie22T: ok whatever

cccp420: shut up, shut your mouth jabroni

Blondie22T: why don't you ass hole

cccp420: are you talking back to the rock?

Blondie22T: THE ROCK SUCKS

cccp420: THATS IT, THE ROCK IS GONNA LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON YOUR CANDY

ASS

Blondie22T: ok

Blondie22T: i am scared ooooooooooooooo

cccp420: if you smellalalalalalalala what the rock..... is cookin

cccp420: (gives you a rock bottom)

Blondie22T: yeah and it smells like shit

cccp420: (takes off my elbow pad)

Blondie22T: you make no since

cccp420: (the crowd chants "rocky, rocky, rocky)

Blondie22T: but ok whatever you say

cccp420: (gives you the people's elbow)

Blondie22T: did you kick that one dude off that was iming you?

cccp420: (you cry like the little jabroni that you are)

cccp420: yes, yes i did jabroni

cccp420: (does the people's eyebrow)

cccp420: ^

Blondie22T: the rock suck the rock sucks the rock sucks

Blondie22T: suck sucks sucks

cccp420: rocky doesnt suck, you suck

Blondie22T: i know

Blondie22T: my boyfriend 24/7

cccp420: you suck my balls

cccp420: i am your boyfriend

Blondie22T: no i am sorry they are to small it will get bite off

Blondie22T: no you are not my boyfriend is sweeter and he is on now

cccp420: sorry i dont speak dumbass

cccp420: no im your boyfriend cause i fucked your ass

Blondie22T: no you didn't

cccp420: dont you remember jabroni

Blondie22T: no

cccp420: you were chanting "rocky, rocky, rocky" while i was fucking

your ass

Blondie22T: you must got the wrong person beacuse yoou didn't

cccp420: you dont remember cause i got you drunk

Blondie22T: no

cccp420: then when we were done fucking i gave you a rock bottom

Blondie22T: yeah wut ever

cccp420: WUT EVER

cccp420: g dogg in da ghetto

cccp420: sup nigga fuck up dem homeboyz

cccp420: OI OI OI

Blondie22T: buh bye

cccp420: TRON ROTAK

this is her boyfriend, he im'd me

FuRByLbJ: your a bitch

cccp420: dont worry about it TRON

FuRByLbJ: hey shut the fuck up hore

cccp420: spelled whore wrong jabroni

cccp420: go suck some cock you chinese bitch

7.cccp420: hey

punkgirl2015: hi

cccp420: so you like mxpx too?

punkgirl2015: dude...i love mxpx

cccp420: cool man

cccp420: i think im going to see them in concert

punkgirl2015: i might see them in concert in may

cccp420: awesome possum!

punkgirl2015: yepper...can't wait

cccp420: i love ska

cccp420: its so rad

punkgirl2015: me too....i'm all about five iron frenzy!

cccp420: they are the coolest!

punkgirl2015: oh yeah...what other bands do you like?

cccp420: all my friends make fun of christian punk and ska but they are

just dorkos

punkgirl2015: christian punk and ska is a lot better than most of the

garbage on the radio!

cccp420: i know it is just filthy when you listen to the lyrics

cccp420: they are all sinners

punkgirl2015: we all are sinners!

cccp420: well yes

cccp420: you know what i mean though

punkgirl2015: yeah i do know...so where are you from?

cccp420: chicago

punkgirl2015: cool

cccp420: have you ever heard of slick shoes

punkgirl2015: yeah i have

cccp420: i really like them

punkgirl2015: i haven't heard their music just about them

cccp420: you should give them a listen

cccp420: theyre neat-o

punkgirl2015: yeah i will

cccp420: the lead singer is only 15

punkgirl2015: what other bands do you listen to?

cccp420: i like officer negative

punkgirl2015: yeah they are pretty good

punkgirl2015: do you go to school?

cccp420: yep

punkgirl2015: high school or college?

cccp420: high school

cccp420: i get beat up a lot

punkgirl2015: really?....thats not cool

cccp420: i know today these bullies gave me a swirlie

punkgirl2015: what is a swirlie?

cccp420: its where they stick your head in a toilet and flush

cccp420: its lame

punkgirl2015: i don't believe you....

cccp420: i swear

cccp420: they make me so mad

cccp420: its just

punkgirl2015: who on earth does that to a person...its just so lame

nowadays....people don't mess with that kinda stuff

cccp420: sometimes i just wanna FUCKING KILL THEM

cccp420: DIE

cccp420: FIRE

cccp420: BURN

cccp420: KILL

cccp420: MDK

cccp420: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

cccp420: FIRE FIRE FIRE

cccp420: HELL 666 SATAN

cccp420: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

punkgirl2015: calm down!!....watch your language

cccp420: sorry

cccp420: sometimes i just have little outbursts like that

cccp420: i cant help it

cccp420: they really get to me

punkgirl2015: you don't have to get all upset about stuff like

that....if you are christian then give it to God

punkgirl2015: you can to help it!

cccp420: sorry

cccp420: im going to hell now :-(

punkgirl2015: its okay

punkgirl2015: are you a christian?

cccp420: of course

punkgirl2015: well if you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart then

your not going to hell!

punkgirl2015: no matter what happens

cccp420: i have i have

cccp420: i just do bad things sometimes

cccp420: i just wanna

cccp420: GO FUCK EVERYBODY

cccp420: AND KILL THEM

cccp420: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

cccp420: FIRE!!!!!!!

cccp420: 666

cccp420: DESTROY

cccp420: ANARCHY

cccp420: SATAN SATAN SATAN

punkgirl2015: no one is perfect.........okay...if you are a christian

like you say you are then there is no need for all that junk coming out

of your mouth!!!

cccp420: sorry it happened again

cccp420: i cant help it

cccp420: lord forgive me

punkgirl2015: you can help...but you don't want to for some reason

cccp420: its like theres a little demon inside me

cccp420: he comes out whenever he wants

punkgirl2015: has someone prayed for you in that area?

cccp420: no my whole family is a bunch of satanists

cccp420: they try to kill me all the time

cccp420: Oi Oi Oi!

punkgirl2015: i don't believe any of what you are saying

cccp420: you don't belie RAHH I DONT GIVE A FUCK LITTLE GIRL IM GONNA

COME OUT OF THIS KIDS BODY AND KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

cccp420: CLS